THE ‘OUTRAGE!’-CAUSING FIFTH SEASON

As is their wont, the Daily Mail, John Major and quite a few others are ‘outraged’ before a single second of The Crown’s fifth season has even aired: which is of course exactly how the makers of The Crown and Netflix’s publicity department like it (they have disclaimers to cover their asses). Meanwhile old Hazza’s hands are tied due to that £999 billion contract he signed with the latter, while his dad has the whole ‘never complain’ part of the whole ‘never complain, never explain’ thing to deal with now. Anyway… let the circus continue, the rest of us shrug. And doesn’t Elizabeth Debicki make a nice Diana? Out 9 Nov on Netflix