THE BIG QUESTION

Snog, marry, avoid? We asked Londoners to choose between Instagram, Twitter and BeReal for this most classic of questions

Sofia, Elephant & Castle

‘I would marry Instagram because it’s loyal, wifey material. Twitter’s porn is insane so I’m going to snog Twitter, and I’d have to avoid BeReal.’

Lyanu, Shepherd’s Bush

‘I would marry Instagram and avoid Twitter — it has a bit too much free speech. Instagram I’d file for divorce later on. BeReal would be a snog — it’s once a day and you can forget about it.’

Charlotta, Hackney

‘Marry Instagram, snog BeReal, avoid Twitter. There’s too many trolls on Twitter, Instagram has everything you need, but BeReal is what’s hot right now so I’d snog it — it’s kind of a trend.’