WHO DO YOU CLINK YOU ARE?

What your fave fizz says about you

THE ART OBSESSIVE

Sorry, how many times did you visit Frieze this year? Ruinart Rosé Second Skin by David Shrigley, £76, at clos19.com

THE POWER-PLAYER

Wholly chic, loves a long lunch and is still complaining about the smoking ban. Bollinger RD 2007, £180, at frazierswine.co.uk

THE GASTRONOME

For the one who listens to Mozart in a Loro Piana twin set. Krug x Devialet Grande Cuvée 170ème, with headphones, £485, at selfridges.com

THE BON VIVANT

Bus! Club! Another club! Plane! Next place! No sleep! Sound familiar? Dom Pérignon x Lady Gaga Rosé 2008 Limited Edition, £380, at harrods.com

THE PARTY STARTER

You’re sporting sequins from now until Christmas — deal with it. Moët & Chandon Impérial Brut jeroboam, £320, at clos19.com

THE TRADITIONALIST

For those who know afternoon tea at The Savoy is not a hobby but a lifestyle. Laurent-Perrier Rosé, Bamboo Robe Edition, £73.99, at drinkssupermarket.com

THE ETERNAL OPTIMIST

Your glass is always more than half full… with sunny Veuve, obviously. Veuve Clicquot Yellow Label Brut Ice Box, £53, at clos19.com

THE DAY DRINKER

You’ll drag them to the polo and they will enjoy it. No, really, they will. Lanson Le Blanc de Blancs Brut, £69.99, at majestic.co.uk