CHIEF LISTENING OFFICER

No man should ever have this title, but of course they will in fact take every one of these jobs, and drown everyone else out by bragging about it. According to CNBS this is ‘the must-have position for every organisation in 2022’. The role is about having a dedicated person to ‘listen to people on social media’. Ignore the fact that social media is all done on mute now because we’re all on it in meetings, this is more of a touchy-feely idea of listening, where you can probably listen with your eyes. Thinking about it, this job is just authorised creepiness. Hey, maybe men are perfect for it after all.