BABY NAME CONSULTANT

How can your job be something we all do? You can’t just be employed as ‘Breather’ or ‘Filler of space’, can you? I’m a baby name consultant, I do it every time anyone’s having a baby. If you’re having a baby I’ll just say loads of names at you. I’ll do it now: Jim, Sue, Bamber, Nick. If you don’t like those, soon-to-be parents, have a little think on your own about ones you do like. Have a cup of tea and a google. Don’t, I repeat, don’t employ Marcia the Baby Name Consultant to charge you £175 an hour to do the same.