HEAD OF INCOME GENERATION

You don’t want to be given this job: ‘Wait… so it’s all on me now?’

‘Yes it is.’

‘But isn’t income generation all of our jobs? That’s what we’re all trying to do. As a company. Together.’

‘No, the board has decided it has to be down to one person. And that person is you.’

‘So what are the rest of you going to do?’ ‘Well, we have a new ping-pong table...’