Football, floating sculpture

THE real-life Great British Bake Off is under way, as London swelters happily in 30-degree heat. Yes, happily, because after England’s 6-1 win against Panama yesterday even the most strident summer refuseniks are struggling to find something to complain about.

The Met Office predicts the 29.1C high recorded in April will be beaten this week, as the mercury rises. Here’s where to lay your hat.

Monday

Start the week by basking in England’s World Cup glory (though let’s hope they don’t get beaten by Belgium on Thursday evening in their final group game). Download the Totally Football Show podcast to relive the goals.

If all that cheering gets you too hot, invest in a USB fan (Amazon sells a noiseless one that’s hot desking friendly).

Tuesday

Take your workout outside with a free rooftop yoga classes at Park Plaza in Waterloo. Or go to Wakeup Docklands, where there’s a raft of