Once, twice, three f ***ing times a lady

SABRINA Percy has been troubled by a case of mistaken identity. The 29-year old model keeps being called a lady. She’s distantly related to the Duke of Northumberland but doesn’t have a title — yet the problem persists. Percy emailed the photo agency Getty, which she blames for recycling the incorrect title. “I just said, ‘I am Sabrina, definitely not a lady, can you just please f***ing take it down?’” she tells The Londoner. “It’s the worst thing to do damage control over. But I haven’t seen it since.”

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NIGEL Adams, MP for North Yorkshire, fears he’s joined the metropolitan elite. Ordering a double macchiato in Parliament yesterday, he begged the waiter: “Just don’t tell anyone in Yorkshire.”