Dorothy Parker on Au­drey Hep­burn’s act­ing in a play

Evergreen - - Winter -

per­former no­tices the men, and stands on a box. He yells out: “Can you gents at the back see me all right?” The friends re­spond: “Yes, Oui, Si, Ja.”

What did the pi­rate say on his 80th birth­day?

“Aye matey.”

Why does a milk­ing stool only have three legs?

Be­cause the cow has the ud­der.

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