Fun with Puns!

Evergreen - - Summer 2016 - © DAVID S. WILL­COCKS

Buy a shoddy ta­ble and you haven’t got a leg to stand on. Those who can­not find a tree spe­cial­ist are re­ally stumped. One shouldn’t mor­tar brick­work be­cause it’s rude to point. Never ask a cam­pa­nol­o­gist to give you a bell. For those who won’t eat run­ner beans, it’s the thin end of the veg. Peo­ple in Mid­dles­brough re­ally “do like to be be­side the Tee­side”. Fish, you ei­ther love it or hake it. Many sim­i­lar puns can be en­joyed in ( 62pp, paper­back, £ 9.50 inc. p& p from davids­bookofnon­sense. com)

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