Fun with Puns!
Buy a shoddy table and you haven’t got a leg to stand on. Those who cannot find a tree specialist are really stumped. One shouldn’t mortar brickwork because it’s rude to point. Never ask a campanologist to give you a bell. For those who won’t eat runner beans, it’s the thin end of the veg. People in Middlesbrough really “do like to be beside the Teeside”. Fish, you either love it or hake it. Many similar puns can be enjoyed in ( 62pp, paperback, £ 9.50 inc. p& p from davidsbookofnonsense. com)