The public voted on The Edinburgh Fringe’s Top Ten funniest jokes and here are the results:
1 “Working at the JobCentre has to be a tense job – knowing that if you get fired, you still have to come in the next day.” – Adam Rowe.
2 “I had a job drilling holes for water – it was well boring.” – Leo Kearse.
3 “I took out a loan to pay for an exorcism. If I don’t pay it back, I’m going to get repossessed.” – Olaf Falafel.
4 “In my last relationship, I hated being treated like a piece of meat. She was a vegan and refused to touch me.” – Daniel Audritt.
5 “What do colour- blind people do when they are told to eat their greens?” – Flo and Joan.
6 “I’ve got a new job collecting all the jumpers left in the park at the weekends, but it’s not easy. They keep moving the goalposts.” – Darren Walsh.
7 “Trump said he’d build a wall, but he hasn’t even picked up a brick. He’s just another middle- aged man failing on a DIY project.” – Justin Moorhouse.
8 “I lost a friend after we had an argument about the Tardis. I thought it was a little thing, but it seemed much bigger once we got into it.” – Adele Cliff. “Why are they calling it Brexit and 9 not The Great British Break Off?” – Alex Edelman.
10 “I think love is like central heating. You turn it on before guests arrive and pretend it’s like this all the time.” – Laura Lexx.