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Ac­tu­ally over­heard in church . . .

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The rec­tor was pray­ing for the sick and said: “We must re­mem­ber Mrs God­son in our prayers who has re­cently had all her teeth taken out and a new gas stove put in.”

Ex­tracted from “Chris­tian Crack­ers” – a slim book­let of Chris­tian hu­mour by Phil Ma­son.

An Ir­ish bishop tells how some peo­ple get ner­vous when they have to call him “My Lord”. On one oc­ca­sion, as a lady was serv­ing him a cup of tea, she picked up the sugar bowl and said, “How many lords, my Lump?”

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