Believe it or not
Actually overheard in church . . .
The rector was praying for the sick and said: “We must remember Mrs Godson in our prayers who has recently had all her teeth taken out and a new gas stove put in.”
Extracted from “Christian Crackers” – a slim booklet of Christian humour by Phil Mason.
An Irish bishop tells how some people get nervous when they have to call him “My Lord”. On one occasion, as a lady was serving him a cup of tea, she picked up the sugar bowl and said, “How many lords, my Lump?”