Rib- Tick­lers

Jokes, Puns and Funny Sto­ries

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A mixed bag of treats . . .

Why couldn’t the life­guard save the hip­pie?

Be­cause he was too far out, man.

What’s the dif­fer­ence be­tween a hippo and a Zippo?

One is very heavy and the other is a lit­tle lighter.

What do you call an ar­ro­gant crim­i­nal go­ing down the stairs?

A con­de­scend­ing con de­scend­ing.

Why did Beethoven get rid of his chick­ens?

All they said was Bach, Bach, Bach.

How many sur­re­al­ists does it take to change a light­bulb?

Fish.

A man walked into the doc­tor’s and said: “Doc­tor, I can’t stop singing ‘ The Green Green Grass of Home’.”

The doc­tor said, “That sounds like Tom Jones syn­drome to me.” “Is it com­mon?” he asked. “It’s Not Un­usual.”

Did you hear about the claus­tro­pho­bic as­tro­naut?

He just needed a lit­tle space.

1950s Christ­mas dec­o­ra­tions?

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