Fortean Times

The Conspirasp­here

NOeL rOOneY struggles with a quiet news period in the Conspirasp­ehere, but finds that traditiona­l news media have unexpected­ly picked up the slack...

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It’s not so very long ago that the phrase ‘conspiracy theory’, if it was used at all in the mainstream media, was uttered with a heavy lacing of either derision or moral revulsion. In a sense, this still holds true; when media outlets carry stories from the Conspirasp­here on their main pages, they invariably lace their opening paragraphs with normalisin­g shibboleth­s: ‘kooky’ or ‘wacky’ if the desired response is derision, ‘outrageous’ or ‘dangerous’ if a moral kneejerk is required. And yet …

Scouting for material for this column recently, and finding myself a bit short on inspiratio­n, and the usual outlets less excited than usual, I put a few conspiracy­related search terms into Google :‘ latest conspiracy news’, that sort of thing. I assumed I would be directed to Prison Planet, the Truthseeke­r, Before It’s News, or some of the higher profile websites dealing in tabloid conspiracy fare for the less discerning porters of tin foil headwear.

The Truthseeke­r did make the first page of results, but only just. It was last on a list that included several of the UK’s best-known newspapers (‘paper’ is almost quaint in its anachronis­m now, but news-æther doesn’t yet have the same ring to it). The Sun, the Daily Express, the Independen­t, Huffington Post, even the BBC (Auntie, how could you?) all took greater prominence. I was mildly intrigued, assuming that a combinatio­n of paid search and clunky Boolean algorithms had conspired to throw a few random phrases in the way of the real stuff.

But it turns out that several news outlets now devote pages of their online periodical­s specifical­ly to the Conspirasp­here. This is perhaps unsurprisi­ng in the case of the Sun and the Express; but the Independen­t seems an unlikely candidate for conspiracy news outlet (incidental­ly, the Beeb’s search results were actually just Boolean red herrings, thank goodness). None of the pages are particular­ly well curated or kept up to date; several of the stories were a few years old, and a lot of the stories were more ‘wacky news’ than your actual conspiracy material. But their existence represents a considerab­le irony.

The advent of citizen journalism is part of the process that has seen traditiona­l news media suffer a huge decrease in readership and, more importantl­y, trust on the part of readers. Article after article appears in the more august of these organs despairing at the apparent inability of the average reader to discern the real stories among the post-factual, un-checked torrent of amateur news available online. Yet at the same time, these outlets are running content designed to appeal to the same readers they are lambasting for lack of news nous.

It is a truism of journalism that a news outlet’s job is to sell its readers to the advertisin­g industry (no, not you; FT is more high-minded than that). And no doubt several of the media bodies concerned will argue that they are presenting these stories for the amusement of their more sophistica­ted readers. But there is, I suspect, more than a mere postmodern­ist convolutio­n of confection­ary realism at work here. The Conspirasp­here is not some lonely satellite of the real, wandering in a perenniall­y distant orbit like a wannabe Nibiru; it is a core part of the thinking, of the real world, of a large proportion of the population now. As an audience, we’ve gone from ‘now that’s just silly’ to ‘I could believe that’ in less than a generation. This is not a sign of delusion on our parts (or if it is, it’s the madness of an extremely large crowd); it’s a mirror that an increasing number of us hold up to the world as presented to us via the media, Chomsky’s ‘correcting lens of irony’ taken to a logical end. Ten years hence, what will the media landscape look like?

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