Fortean Times

In front of your eyes

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A while back, FT published correspond­ence concerning things having been abstracted by the Little People, and how you could get them back by asking politely for them. My theory, if that’s not too grand a word, is that you are temporaril­y ‘blinded’ to whatever you’re looking for, and that the ‘asking’ – whichever form it takes – jogs you out of that particular mental cul-de-sac. I think I wrote to you some years ago about how I managed to lose the song ‘Good Vibrations’ from a Beach Boys CD on which I knew it was. Little chance of the Little People making away with that... and it was on the playlist, only that I was unable to see it.

There may be several reasons for this blindness. One is what the psychologi­sts call the ‘search image’ (I believe). I found out about this before I knew of the concept, since I observed that if I looked for something – a book, say, or a box – I had a mental image of it, and if the actual object looked different (e.g. being upside down) I was unable to see it even if looking straight at it. Being four-eyed, I have wasted a lot of time looking for my glasses, and this gets worse with age. Last autumn I found a way to avoid this: I bought a set of brightly coloured drinking glasses from a thrift shop, and now I keep one of these in every room, including the bathroom and the hallway. I have trained myself to put my glasses in one of those whenever I take them off (well, almost whenever) and the time spent searching for them has been drasticall­y reduced. On the other hand, I’m still looking for my best scissors, which disappeare­d in plain sight from a bookshelf several months ago while I was sorting some clippings. I might try asking for them... but I bloody well daren’t.

An amusing letter on this subject from Father David Sillince of Southampto­n appeared recently in the Spectator (18 Feb 2017). Here’s the concluding paragraph: “Anybody worried that St Anthony is overworked could follow the more full-blooded Spanish practice of calling on St Cucufato. You tie three knots in your handkerchi­ef and say: ‘Cucufato, Cuc- Nils Erik Grande Oslo, Norway ufato, I’m tying up your balls; find me my [lost object] and I’ll untie them again.’ It always works, and he is never resentful.”

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