“That’s hot.”
Crocs?
That’s not.
Early morning alarms?
That’s not.
Love?
That’s hot.
Transphobes?
That’s not.
Boozy lunches?
That’s hot.
Lazy Sunday?
Very hot.
Global warming?
That’s not.
Thirsty pictures on Instagram?
That’s not.
Messy hair in the morning?
That’s hot.
Trump’s tan?
That’s not.
The UK?
That’s hot.
Paris Hilton’s fashion choices, circa 1999?
Hot.
Kim Petras?
So hot. Love it!
The opening titles to The Simple Life?
That’s hot.
Your death scene in House of Wax?
Hot.
Champagne?
Not.
Flying economy?
Not.
My Halloween EP Turn Off The Light Vol 1?
So hot.
The fake t-shirt that said ‘Stop Being Poor’?
Not hot. That’s not even a real thing.
Your Gay Times cover shoot?
So hot!