Tulip Fever (15)

FILMED in the summer of 2014 before lead actress Alicia Vikander deservedly won her Oscar as Best Supporting Actress for The Danish Girl, director Justin Chadwick’s lustfuelled period romp has been wilting on a film studio shelf for more than three years.

Harvey Weinstein’s involvement as a producer can’t be blamed for the delay.

Tulip Fever is a turgid, lifeless adaptation of Deborah Moggach’s novel, which fails to bloom on the big screen despite some half-hearted propagation from director Justin Chadwick (The Other Boleyn Girl) and his starry international cast.

Not even Dame Judi Dench, pursing her lips beneath a wimple, can inject life into a plodding, water-logged narrative in which a lowly fisherman brandishes a basket of pungent goods and tantalises one potential customer by boasting, “I’ve got a nice thick eel,” with a straight face.

Moggach’s script, co-written by Tom Stoppard, is incapable of generating dramatic momentum and the multiple deceptions of the conclusion teeter precariously on the cusp of an unintentional comedy of errors.

Production design and costumes are impressive, captured in sweeping camera shots over and around a bustling quayside, and Danny Elfman’s

orchestral score plucks the heartstrings when the cast is unable to oblige.

Orphan Sophia (Vikander) is raised by the nuns of St Ursula in mid-17th century Amsterdam at a time when the most precious and widely traded commodity is tulip bulbs.

She reluctantly accepts a marriage proposal from wealthy merchant Cornelis Sandvoort (Christoph Waltz), who will pay safe passage for Sophia’s relatives to live in New Amsterdam in exchange for a male heir. “Marriage is a safe harbour,” explains the Abbess (Dame Judi Dench). “Love, honour and obey – it’s for the best.” But Sophia’s inability to fall pregnant necessitates a hurried visit to local quack Dr Sorgh (Tom Hollander).

Cornelis commissions local artist Jan van Loos (Dane DeHaan) to paint a portrait of his blissful union and the painter falls deliriously under the spell of virginal Sophie.

Meanwhile, housemaid Maria (Holliday Grainger) enjoys a romance with local fisherman Willem (Jack O’Connell). When Maria discovers she is pregnant out of wedlock, Sophia hatches a cunning plan to solve both of their predicaments.

Tulip Fever is a bouquet of missed opportunities that should have been left on that shelf to moulder indefinitely.