Why two cars are much better than one
THE twins have gone on tour.
They’ve already appeared at one venue, in rural North Yorkshire, where they won the crowd over with their ability to copy a duck quack.
Now they’re halfway through the second leg, in a popular North Yorkshire seaside resort, and have yet to wow the audience – although Emma came close this morning with a spirited display of what’s best described as beat boxing.
It’s a tour of the grandparents and we’re fortunate because they
actually live in places people actually go for a holiday.
Obviously, I’d rather be on a yacht in the Cote d’azur with Jay Z and Beyoncé but sadly we’re not related to those two.
So far, it’s worked out well. Then again my idea of a holiday is now quite different to the traditional definition. For example, I’ve been pleased with seven hours’ sleep, my mum preparing their porridge and not having to buy groceries.
A top tip for any family holiday is to travel separately without the actual family.
In our case, we were forced into travelling independently due to our inability to afford a large family SUV. There was no way we could fit all the paraphernalia and twins inside one fairly small hatchback so we split loads and took both our fairly small hatchbacks.