Chart of lust

This week, who we LOVE, want to TWEET, and, yes, even actually BE

1. UP CHIMAMANDA NGOZI ADICHIE Starring in that No7 ad, making much sense about lipstick, ladies and credibility. If this is the monetisation of feminism – we don’t mind.

2. UP TILDA SWINTON Immaculate in Schiaparelli at the prem of Doctor Strange last week. That woman is always high drama on the eye.

3. NON- MOVER WONDER WOMAN Focus of a big, fat controversy after her appointment by the UN as an Honorary Ambassador inspired anger, also: shade-throwing, re her outfit. We always liked it.

4. UP MARK RYLANCE We lost our shizzle over his Johnny ‘ Rooster’ Byron in Jerusalem, are prepared to do the same when he brings new play Nice Fish to London’s glittering West End.

5. UP ZAC GOLDSMITH For honouring his word and resigning his seat in Parliament over the Government’s decision to expand Heathrow. And for how handsome he is.

6. NEW IN PAULA NICKOLDS Newly anointed managing director- elect of retailer John Lewis – and the fifirst woman to run the joint in its 152- year history, mind.

7. NON- MOVER LUCIOUS LYON There seems to be no limit to his narcissism, or his capacity for Machiavellian scheming – as showcased in E4’s Empire – which only makes us desire him more.

8. DOWN KATIE HOLMES & JAMIE FOXX Appear to have split up, although they never actually confirmed they were dating, so who can tell for sure?

9. UP JESSICA JONES Leather jacketwearing, bad tempered, megareluctant superhero, possessor of the shiniest hair since K- Middy; whose next Netflix series will be directed only by women.

10. UP MEN WHOWH USE DEODORANTDEODO Can notably boost the perception oof their manlinessmanlines via the medium ofo spray, according to new research. The Lynx effect: provenpr with science.scie