Chart of lust

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1. UP CHRIS HOY Cycling star who outlawed MAMILS – Middle Aged Men In Lycra (generally on bikes) – something we’ve been trying to do forever! We herewith thank you, Chris Hoy. It’s a noble thing you’ve done.

2. UP ASTON MERRYGOLD Formerly of JLS, possessor of an excellent surname, hot tip to be the next champion of Strictly, which hasn’t even started yet, but we can just tell.

3. NEW IN HENRY GOLDING Actor, presenter of BBC’S The Travel Show. COL has long prided itself in its ability to talent spot hotness on niche telly, presents Henry as definitive proof.

4. UP JENNIFER NNIFER JASONSON LEE Stealing ling the Atypical show ow as Elsa, the mom challenging a mom-om- eotype ( mom- - stereotype). Making ing us wonder what t mom jeans, Elsa style, would look like.

5. NEW IN WILLIAM HARDIE You know how we said we’re good at talent- spotting on niche telly? ( See Henry Golding, above.) This is William. He does Shed Of The Year (Channel 4). We know.

6. NEW IN LAIS S RIBEIRO Star tar of the ongoing VS fitting ing pre- show in n New York. We e often go to workk in jeans and a sheereer body suit (withth a bra and polo o neck, for propriety), priety), too.

7. UP HELLO KITTY Features heavily in the Frank Ocean video for Provider. We’re unsure if lust is an appropriate response to an ageless- yet- vintage cartoon cat… But the heart fancies what the heart fancies.

8. NEW IN THE BODY POP COP Of Notting Hill Carnival; went viral while dancing. We give him extra lust points for pretending he didn’t want to do it, initially; deduct some for the later news he was on BGT.

9. UP YARA SHAH HIDI For looking like this at the VMAS.VM One- shouldered, golden- huedhue silk, belted,belted with a ruche-ruche fronted split?spli Yes, please!please

10. DOWN CLOWNSCLO The e World Clown Associationociation last week announcedounced the clown economy omy was suffering due e to horror-flick remake make It, because its scary y star Pennywise is negatively atively impacting the reputation of clowns.