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ANGELINA’S daring dinner date plan

IN ‘ HEADLINES we weren’t expecting’ news, leaked emails show that Angelina Jolie offered to act as a honey trap to capture Ugandan warlord Joseph Kony. Documents from within the International Criminal Court detail how the actor had ‘the idea to invite Kony to dinner and then arrest him’. Sadly, we’ve been deprived of a subsequent ‘ based on true events’ blockbuster.

DREAM OF BEING in SJP’S shoes?

IF SARAH Jessica Parker could spend the day in someone else’s shoes she’d choose a Supreme Court Justice, ballerina Gelsey Kirkland, novelist Donna Tartt or conductor Gustavo Dudamel. Most women, however, would opt to slip into Carrie Bradshaw’s Manolos. Well now they can – sort of. This season, the SJP by Sarah Jessica Parker shoe collection lands at Amazon, making it easy to snap up some of that magic. As for the contents of SJP’S own Amazon basket? ‘Olives, children’s undergarments, used books, athletic socks, goggles.

Thrilling, I know!’ Shoes, £275

KATE WINSLET is immune to Leo’s charms

UNLIKE *checks notes* every Victoria’s Secret model ever, Kate Winslet has revealed that she is immune to Leonardo Dicaprio’s charms. Speaking about

Titanic’s 20-year anniversary she said, ‘Luckily, we never fancied each other.’ Does this explain why Rose hogged that door and left Jack to freeze in the Atlantic? She just wasn’t that into him.

STYLEBOP.COM gets puffy

OUR MESSAGE to winter? Bring. It. On. Stylebop.com has joined forces with Moncler for a capsule collection of voluminous, shiny puffer jackets that are the perfect balance between functional and fabulous. Cocooning and covetable, our fave is the black with asymmetric zip detail. From £845 