Chart of lust

WHO we’re loving and living for this week

1 UP

MIA KANG Commodities trader turned Muay Thai boxer turned model for Amazon’s Iris & Lilly lingerie line. Reminds us very much of ourselves.

2 NEW IN

DOUG JONES Won the senate seat for Alabama, stopping Roy Moore (accused of sexual misconduct, doesn’t think women should vote) from getting it (maybe it’s the voters of Alabama we honour?)

3. NON- MOVER

JOHN BOYEGA Virtually a permanent Lust feature, as The

Last Jedi promotional bandwagon rolls on. This week, we honour him for suggesting rumoured Star Wars cameos by Wills and Harry had been cut.

4. UP

RITA, SUE AND BOB TOO Icons of ’80s theatre/ cinema, ditched by the Royal Court, who abandoned a revival because of sexual harassment allegations, which got conflated with the themes in the play – dangerous and sad, if you ask us.

5 NEW IN

KELLY MARIE TRAN Second Last Jedi mench of this Lust – truly, it’s fertile ground – for KMT’S Rose Tico, a performance many consider break-out.

6. NON- MOVER

CLOONEY Once gave 14 of his best friends $1m each, in $20 bills, in suitcases; so flashy, we can’t decide if it’s cool – or is it the other way around?

7. UP

DANIELLE BROOKS Established

OITNB fave Tasha ‘ Taystee’ Jefferson, who last week announced she’s launching a fashion collection, hoorah.

8. UP

ANDREW GARFIELD For making free with the honesty re drugs last week. Anyone who makes no apology about spending a birthday at Disneyland off his chops on hash brownies is OK with us.

9. NEW IN

BOY GEORGE V JOE JONAS There are reports of potential incoming tensions between theses two judges on Australia’s The Voice, which we find borderline sexual.

10 NON- MOVER

VANESSA KIRBY’S PRINCESS MARGARET MARG More delicious again in The Crown S2, abject fashion icon, though props also to the ’50s divorce chic showcased by Eileen Parker (Chloe Pirrie).