THIS WEEK, WE’RE mostly being Donatella

IN ‘ UNSURPRISING- NEWS’

news, Donatella Versace’s 73 Questions video is incredible. Among the highlights are revelations about what she’s reading right now (‘magazines’) and what she’d be doing if she wasn’t running Versace (‘having a nervous breakdown, probably’). Asked about rumours that she can’t sew, she replied, ‘It’s true, I can’t do anything.’ If spirit animals weren’t problematic, she would be ours.