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Remember when

Melania Trump gifted Michelle Obama a Tiffany box on Inauguration Day last year, and nobody had any idea what was happening ( including, we suspect, Melania)? It turns out Michelle was as confused as the rest of us, telling Ellen last week: ‘ There’s all this protocol. Never before do you get this gift, so I’m sort of like, “OK, what am I supposed to do with this?”’