OUR SPIES SAY It’s Dr No for Idris

AFTER A WEEK of fevered speculation that he was about to be announced as the next Bond, Idris Elba finally confirmed that it was all just conjecture. Special credit to the actor though for basically drumming up his own hype by opening a DJ set with the 007 theme tune and tweeting, ‘My name’s Elba, Idris Elba.’ Meanwhile, Danny Boyle quit as director of the next film over ‘creative differences.’