SO THIS IS HOW JEN'S MOVED ON FROM JUSTIN

IT APPEARS THAT Jennifer Aniston has found the perfect antidote to her messy split from husband Justin Theroux: enjoying sweat-drenched, two-hour sessions with a well-muscled man.

Gushing on Instagram, he’s described her as ‘ beautiful’ and ‘vigorous’, adding that she’s ‘one of the most AMAZING human beings I’ve ever had the pleasure to have in my life’. And if that wasn’t effusive enough, Leyon Azubuike ( her boxing trainer – who else?) also recently told a US magazine that, ‘ Whether it be a 45-minute session, whether it be a two-hour session, she’s always ready to go.’

Has Jennifer finally found a man who won’t disappoint her and, by extension, us? All signs point to yes. Having discovered boxing last year, she recently proclaimed, ‘I have this trainer, Leyon, who I believe hung the moon.’

Clearly, if this was a Jen An romcom, they’d be roughly six minutes away from falling recklessly in love, and so, true to form, there have been breathless tabloid rumours that Leyon is ‘remaking her body AND her heart’. However, it seems Jen is less interested in Leyon as a romantic prospect and more as a conduit for years of unexpressed rage. Earlier this month, she admitted that ‘ boxing is a great way to get aggression out’.

Faced with approximately 736 years of rampant speculation about her feelings towards Brad Pitt, the possibility of a Friends reunion and constant speculation over whether she’s with child, perhaps it was only a matter of time before the artist formerly known as ‘Poor Jen’ resorted to violence. In addition to having to contend with her ongoing divorce from Justin, she’s also said to be juggling four upcoming acting projects, not to mention the residual guilt of having inspired a whole generation of ill-judged layered bobs. Frankly, we commend her for restricting her punches to a bag and trained expert, rather than random people in Whole Foods.

But we digress… back to Jennifer: ‘ You get a mental release of all this crap you’re taking into your ears and eyes every day and have little fantasy moments imagining who you’re punching,’ she’s said. ‘I’m just grateful it’s not actually the person, even though there’s one person… You know what I mean.’

Yes. We think we do.