Chart of lust
WHO we’re loving and living for this week
First mentioned while presenting The Travel Show (BBC), now getting mega props for Crazy Rich Asians. Do not question our highly sensitive lust radar!
Does something on the Youtube-y, had a boxing match last week with another Youtube chappy, earned £80 mil for it; is cute.
Likely to replace Emma Stone in Greta Gerwig’s Little Women. Stone replaced Watson in La La
Land; we find such professional symmetry pleasing.
Shirtless in minty pastel Louis Vuitton with matching socks and Yeezy slides for 2 Chainz’s wedding in Miami. A gamechanger of a wedding outfit.
First woman to have an orgasm on BBC One! (In character, mind you; in new show Wanderlust.)
…hair, bespiked choker, mega maxi, vibe at the Black Girls Rock ceremony last week. That is the way lust goes.
FLIGHT OF THE CONCHORDS
Bret and Jermaine, back in a one-off special, according to a new Sky trailer for forthcoming shows, and they’ve gone silver fox! Working for us.
Resplendent as a news anchor in our new fave sitcom,
Great News, now on Netflix, though dammit, it was apparently already cancelled. Get it back on, people!
Trailers for season three of True Detective ‘drop’ (as the young people say), and we grow hopeful that it will be a return to the immaculate form of the first one. Whatever else, we’ll be feasting our eyes on this man.
JOHNY JOHNY YES PAPA’S DAD
He’s off the internet, the CGI father of a new CGI nursery rhyme sensation, and everyone’s suddenly saying they fancy him, like when they all went nuts for Peppa’s Daddy Pig, that time.