Chart of lust

WHO we’re loving and living for this week

1 UP MICHAEL DOUGLAS We never thought we’d do this. Could not abide Fatal Attraction! But then we watched The Kominsky Method on Netflix, and we find ourselves charmed. Charmed! 2. UP TYRA BANKS On the promotional trail for Life-size 2, in which she plays Eve, a very large doll. Looking Clueless- esque here; never a bad thing. 3. NON- MOVER JEANNE DAMAS’S LIPS So iconic, the French Instagram sensation has extended her online brand Rouje to include a lipstick based on them, which we will be buying because, in our heads, we are her. 4. UP NICOLE KIDMAN Removed a tarantula from her home with her bare hands, according to husband Keith Urban. ‘In my defence, I wasn’t home,’ Urban said. 5 NON- MOVER RAMI MALEK While we haven’t quite got around to seeing Bohemian Rhapsody yet, we are really enjoying its lead actor’s optics. Here, he breathes new life into the concept of ‘smart casual’. And ‘hotness’. 6. NEW IN TORARIN Grumpy grey tiger mascot of the Kyoto National Museum, garnering quite the pin-up status on the Internet, because… We don’t know why. 7 NON- MOVER ZOË KRAVITZ Not as cool as Lenny K or Lisa B, according to her: ‘ When your mom and dad are both so cool but you’re not, I think maybe that’s where I get this idea that I’m really not cool.’ UP DEV PATEL

Word reaches us that he’ll star in Modern Love,

the forthcoming Amazon adaptation of the New York Times sex and relationship column. Sounds like a plan. 9. UP SHAWN MENDES Says he has no game with the ladies. Adds: ‘Being good-looking doesn’t make you have game.’ (NB: this is true.) 10. UP JACK ANTONOFF ANT The musician comes out quite well from last week’s otherwise v complicated Lena Dunham profile in The Cut (which we haven’t finished, and can’t fathom).