Chart of lust

Who we,re loving and living for this week...

1. New in DOT COTTON FT LADY GAGA

It transpires Gaga is a huge fan of Eastenders, and once tried to get June Brown to go to a club with her. ‘Sadly, I couldn’t make it,’ June said.

2. New in THE SKINNY TACHE BOYS OF NYC

The facial hair vibe currently dominating Manhattan’s gay bar scene. Owes a debt to Freddie Mercury/ Rami Malek in Bohemian Rhapsody. Pleases us, regardless.

3. Non-mover LETITIA WRIGHT

In a silver suit and heels at the LA premiere of Avengers: Endgame in Los Angeles last week. Chic as, though. Chic as.

4. New in DARREN CRISS

Actor star of The Assassination Of Gianni Versace. In a Haiwaiian shirt-short co-ord situation, poolside last weekend. No one should be able to get away with this – and yet, he does. Go figure.

5. Non-mover ANNA WINTOUR

When asked if she’d stumbled on Tom Ford sunbathing naked in St Barts (as he claimed), replied: ‘If it happened, I’m sure Tom looked as perfect as he always does.’

6. New in SARA DAVIES

35-year-old professional crafter and newly appointed youngest ever dragon on BBC’S Dragon’s Den. May her tenure be filled with Trunki equivalents!

7. Up LENA WAITHE

In a satin-trim tux and black and gold shirt at New York’s LGBT Community Center’s dinner last week. (NB: the entire vibe of this look rests on her decision to button that shirt all the way.)

8. Non-mover PARIS HILTON

While Coachella itself can ultimately prove a little wearing on the soul, the returning vision of Paris Hilton at Coachella never would.

9. New in ROCHENDA SANDALL

Currently playing Lisa Mcqueen in BBC series Line Of Duty, a woman who specialises in stern-faced stoicism/ the occasional lapse into epic breakdown, so it was nice to see her break character and have a giggle on the BBC Breakfast couch last week.

10. New in GAMBA COLE

Plays Hanna’s love interest Anton in the Amazon Prime TV series of the same name (that name being Hanna, not Anton). We find him… promising.