IF CLOTHES COULD TALK...

Hot-house flowers

Suki Waterhouse and Katy Perry certainly know how to style out a tropical botanical. This loud and proud lime-lemon-tangerine beauty by Simon Miller gets a big tick from us.

Attentionseeking, moi?

Most A-listers go incognito in shades and a hat. Madonna? She pitched up at JFK airport in a full-face burka, accessorised with shades and Louis Vuitton sandals. Thereby ensuring all eyes were on her…

Feel the squeeze

Breathe in – the wasp-waisted look is being sported by both a Hadid and a Kardashian. Could it catch on IRL? Corset could! (Not that we’ll be joining in, mind.)

That takes the Digestive!

Sand, camel, oat, latte, biscuit... whatever you call it, beige is back. Witness the beautiful in 50 shades of the stuff and be warned: go head-to-toe or go home.