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Five weird but worth-trying Goop products

With a reputation for, shall we say, niche products and treatments (vaginal steaming anyone?), Gwyneth Paltrow’s wellness and lifestyle brand stocks everything from mushroom supplements to a vibrating necklace. Here are our top five oddball picks – trust us, there’s method in the madness.

Paper Crane Apothecary Psychic Vampire Repellent, £27 Vampire repellent with ‘sonically tuned water with reiki charged crystals’ to protect you from ‘psychic attack and emotional harm’ might sound completely bonkers, but misted on your yoga mat/desk/bedside, the calming lavender scent helps clear your mind.

Glacce Rose Quartz Crystal Straw, £67 Help reduce plastic waste and snap up this rose quartz and steel straw. The crystal is said to ‘radiate heart-opening, calming vibes’. Whether you buy that or not, at least it’s environmentally friendly.

Crave Vesper Vibrator Necklace, £123

Described as your perfect ‘transition from night out to night in’, this pretty 24ct gold necklace is far more than an accessory. The bullet pendant is, in fact, a nifty vibrator with four speeds and two modes (pulsing and constant), which operate discreetly. So we hear…

Goopgenes, £18

A powder shot of skin-loving ingredients so you can drink your way to glowier skin? Sign us up! This combines collagen, ceramides and antioxidant astaxanthin to hydrate, firm and increase elasticity.

Four Sigmatic Chai Latte With Turkey Tail & Reishi, £20 Boost your gut health and help soothe your stomach with this mushroom and spices chai.