Chart of lust

1. New in JERRY

From Cheer (Netflix). A ray of sunshine, persistence, resilience and support, living proof that the bloke on the sidelines, can be the star.

2. New in COSY CELEBS AT SUNDANCE

Jude in shearling! Jesse Williams (below) in fleece! Bill Skarsgård in a pea coat! How cuddly? Cuddly as cuddly gets!

3. Up SHAUGHNA LOVE ISLAND

For invoking both Tony Blair and Gok Wan as slang, for patiently explaining the importance of helping a lady up off a beanbag to paramour Callum, for just being her, a lot.

4. Non-mover BRAD PITT

Wore a name tag to his Oscar nominees lunch – you know: in case it wasn’t immediately apparent that he is, in fact, Brad Pitt.

5. New in LAURA CHECKLEY

We didn’t think we’d like King Gary (BBC One), too trad sitcom for us; we were wrong! And instantly beguiled by KG’S wife Terri.

6. New in HOLLY GIBNEY

PI in Sky’s exceptional The Outsider, delivering one of the most unusual treatments of the detective trope we’ve ever seen. Bloody brilliant.

7. Down MANY MICHAELS

The insurer Aviva was forced to apologise after it inadvertently addressed several thousand customers as ‘Michael’ in an email-related IT blip.

8. Non-mover LIL NAS X

In full cerise cowboy at the 62nd Grammy Awards. Is there any way to guarantee that he never stops? We just really like this path he’s on.

9. Up IRINA SHAYK

Ex of Bradley Cooper, said in a recent interview, ‘If somebody’s out of my life, they’re out of my life… you know?’, a level of pragmatism to which we relate.

10. Up SIR IAN M C KELLEN

In a checky suit with quite extraordinarily exuberant socks at Paris Menswear Week. Additional marks for the good posture.