Chart of lust

Who we're loving and living for right now...

1. New in KID CUDI

In floral strappy Off-white for a Saturday Night Live performance, which people have speculated was a Kurt Cobain tribute in fashion form. Hot, whatever it referenced.

2. Up AMANDA GORMAN

Poet from Biden’s inauguration ceremony, just got booked to host the 2021 Met Gala, which – all y’know, things allowing – will happen in September in real life.

3. New in CAPTAIN SANDY

Our capacity to binge watch Below

Deck has not faded with time; latterly, our lust has turned to firm-but-fair, eye-for-the-details Sandy, who can park a yacht like no other.

4. Up LINE OF DUTY CHIC

Catapulting its way back up the charts with season 6. It all depends on a well-dangled lanyard, and knowing your way around an acronym.

5. Non-mover REGÉ-JEAN PAGE

Another week, another He’s The New Bond! rumour, which R-J P has gracefully-yet-non-committally acknowledged, giving us more opportunities to just… look at him.

6. New in PERRIE LITTLE MIX’S CLEANING LADY

Inadvertent collateral snap-damage in a recent Instagram incident – she’s top left, look, just waiting to finish those stairs.

7. New in AMY POEHLER & WILL ARNETT

After whom we lust on a general basis; after hearing the ins and outs of their immaculate divorce (on new fave pod Trashy Divorces), we are yet more impressed/ lust-filled.

8. Non-mover RIHANNA

Look, after look, after look from this one, whose latest (green mini, cropped shearling, gold headband, clutch) is undoubtedly her best yet… give or take whatever comes next.

9. Non-mover CHARLOTTE TILBURY

Make-up goddess, now (according to rumours) helping shore up the marriage of her friends Dominic West and Catherine Fitzgerald, on a trip to Lamu in Kenya.

10. Up ANTHONY HOPKINS

Nabbed a best actor BAFTA for The Father and gave a delightful post-win Zoom interview in which he said acting, ‘Keeps me out of trouble.’