CHART OF LUST

Who we're loving and living for right now...

1. Up KATE WINSLET

Who we referenced before for Mare Of Easttown, but we’re not sure we made it clear just how brilliant she/it is, cos we’d only seen ep one then, but now? Wow.

2. New in SEAN LOVE COMBS

The artist previously known as P Diddy, previously-previously as: Puff Daddy, Puffy, Diddy, Brother Love and B.love, who recently settled on the above, by deed poll.

3. Non-mover THE BOLTER

Of Nancy Mitford fame. We’ve worshipped her for decades, she’s currently stealing scenes in Emily Mortimer’s exquisite BBC adaptation of The Pursuit Of Love, and: EM plays her!

4. Up ROSE MATAFEO

On account of Starstruck (iplayer), which is a bit like Notting Hill, yet actually, not at all, and did make us laugh, very, very much.

5. New in ALEXANDER SKARSGÅRD AND ADRIEN BRODY

Both of whom will be in the new season of the extraordinary Succession, which is brilliant news, because we fancy them.

6. Up DRAKE

Debuted a look we’re naming Emergent Tie-dye for a recent West Hollywood dinner date with a young lady.

7. Up LUCY PUNCH

Whose depiction of worst-case scenario middle-class motherhood in Motherland (iplayer) is the most convincingly revolting we’ve seen, outside of real life.

8. Non-mover RIHANNA

If Covid cruelly took all our celebrity style obsession opportunities away from us… Rihanna is doing more than her fair share to bring them back. Most recently: this pixie cut.

9. Non-mover JOHN LEGEND

His love for Chrissy Teigen was apparently expedited by access to beauty products. ‘When we started dating, I started bumming her products off of her,’ he’s said.

10. New in CAZZIE DAVID AND JOHN MAYER

She’s the daughter of Larry David and ex of Pete Davidson (the comic currently going out with Daphne Bridgerton); he’s been out with… a lot of people. Now they’re together; someone, please do a spreadsheet?