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Every week BARBARA FISHER looks at issues that affect us all – the issues that get you talking. You can join in by emailing bmailbarba­ra@gmail.com

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JOY. We are coming up to the runny nose season again. Last year I had a stinker of a cold which lasted for weeks.

People say ‘only a cold’ but they do vary, don’t they? I felt really ill and got fed up because I missed loads of things, including a quiz for the Mayor’s charity which Mr F valiantly still attended. I’m pleased to report they didn’t make him sit on a table alone with his bottle of wine and single plastic glass. (We had been instructed to take our own booze).

I’m hoping not to have a re-run of that particular strain, or is it a fact that you never get the same nasty little cold germ more than once?

Acute viral rhinophary­ngitis, to give it its proper name, is the most common viral infectious disease in humans. That’s why it’s called the ‘common’ cold.

So why are we being told in a series of radio and TV announceme­nts that if we are feeling unwell – EVEN IF IT’S JUST A COUGH OR A COLD – we should go to a pharmacy?

What? Give me strength. In fact, give me industrial strength paracetamo­l, a strepsil, and lots of sleep. That’s all we need, and have done for decades.

The old advice not to spray people with your germs still holds, particular­ly on an undergroun­d train where it’s too easy to share bodily fluids with strangers in sweaty summers and sneezy winters.

We were told to always have a hankie (now tissues) to sneeze into, rather than spraying family and friends. The slogan ‘coughs and sneezes spread diseases’ was hammered home with the force of a ... erm ... hammer

Mr F and I suffered from airborne nasties when we were on a cruise in 2012. We were eating our dinner when a man became ill as he was leaving the dining room.

He threw up on the stairs near us. We were advised to wash our hands.

Within a few hours I was displaying the unsavoury signs of Norovirus. Mr F followed shortly afterwards.

We were confined to our cabins and cared for by a special team who sprayed us with disinfecta­nt and fed us from cardboard plates.

The ship was rife with it. We recovered after 48 hours.

Time is all you need to recover from a cold. If there are complicati­ons, or a cough lasts a long time, yes, see a doc. Otherwise rest and take a Lemsip.

If we all follow the latest advice, Boots will have queues longer than Primark.

But without the

Santa hats.

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