Joey Essex talks embarrassing holiday moments

JOEY NAME:DON ESSEX

PLACE OF BIRTH: ESSEX (OBVS)

OCCUPATION : BEING REEM ON TV

What’s been your most embarrassing holiday moment to date? I was at the port in Marbella watching a good-looking girl crossing the road and I fell flat on my face. Totally stacked it. Where’s your favourite place for a “sex on the beach”? Ocean Beach Ibiza. We always have a good day there. One of my mates is the owner, and we get very well looked after. What’s your weirdest holiday souvenir? I’ve got some great African artefacts from Uganda, from when I visited the gorillas for my show Educating Joey Essex. Where’s the coolest hotel you’ve ever stayed in? Most of the hotels in Dubai are sick. The Grosvenor and The Royal Mirage are my faves. Where’s the hottest place for a holiday Instagram? Selfies are over – it’s all about seeing what’s around these days, not just my mug. My best place for a holiday frontie is LA, in The Hills. I got 16k likes! [See above.] What’s been your best holiday bargain? There’s a local place in Dubai where I get my suits made. I can get a tailored suit for a couple of hundred quid, it’s reem. What was the trip that changed your life? Australia, when I appeared on I’m A Celebrity. It was an amazing once-in-a-lifetime experience living outdoors. Surreal, but sick. What’s your top travelling tip? Never go on a flight without lip balm – my lips get well dry. What three things do you always pack? Sneakers, flip-flops and some sick clobber. Who’s your ideal holiday companion? Danny Walia [TOWIE star Jasmin’s brother] seems to tag along on nearly every single one of my holidays.

Joey Essex is fronting Three’s Feel At Home campaign, which allows customers to use their phone abroad at no extra cost in 24 new destinations from September