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They talk. We listen (sometimes)

“BROCCOLI IS LIKE MY FAVOURITE VEGETABLE. IT’S THE SHIT”

JOHN LEGEND really knows how to live

“I WANT MORE TATTOOS, BUT I’M KEEPING SPACE FOR MY KIDS’ NAMES, AND CERTAIN SENTIMENTAL THINGS, AND I DON’T WANT TO FILL ALL THE CUTE SPOTS BEFORE I GET THERE”

HAILEY BALDWIN has some big decisions to make

“THAT FEELING WHEN YOUR PARENTS ASK WHY THERE ARE CROISSANT CRUMBS IN THE BATHROOM”

What, like it’s a bad thing to eat pastry in the shower, LENA DUNHAM?

“THE SONGS ARE GREAT, BUT DO NOT GIVE YOUR VOICE UP FOR A MAN. HELLO!”

We understand why KEIRA KNIGHTLEY won’t let her daughter watch The Little Mermaid, but we still don’t think it’s right

“I HAD MY SUSPICIONS, BUT NOT THAT I HAD ANY CONFIRMATION OF THAT, BUT THAT COAT”

AYDA WILLIAMS can spot a pregnancy at 500 paces. Got that, Meghan Markle?

“THERE WAS NO FALLING OUT, THERE WAS JUST NO FRIENDSHIP TO BEGIN WITH”

NADINE COYLE confirms what we always knew about her relationship with her fellow Girls Aloud

“I WOULD DO ANYTHING TO BE IN A ROOM WITH ALL OF THOSE PEOPLE ACTING AND HAVING A GREAT TIME. BUT I DON’T SEE IT HAPPENING”

So do the Friends reunion, dammit,

COURTENEY COX!