The X Factor
ITV, Sat 10 Nov/sun 11 Nov, 8.30pm
We have to say we’re enjoying Robbie, Ayda and Louis’ commitment to dissing King Cowell in new, inventive ways each week – and seeing how Simon will arrange his face in response. Tonight, the remaining contestants will sing their hearts out according to the given theme, and the judges will assign blame over who has chosen a crappy song for their acts.