Queen Liz: ‘Screw this crap, fetch me my crown!’
WHERE? The Lexicon shopping centre. WHAT? Being Her Royal Highness has its perks, not least the chance to hit the shops after hours, away from the prying eyes of budget-seeking shoppers. But more often than not, Queen Elizabeth II finds herself having to grin and bear it while presented with some truly heinous fashion offerings. Butterflies on a beret? How very vulgar.
SO? Luckily for her, she happens to own the Crown Jewels of the United Kingdom – so she went home and threw a tiara on. Much better.
“Off with these heads”