The STAR Exchange

Whose stock is rising and falling in the celebrity market this week?

AGEING LIKE A FINE WINE

Over 20 years on from the release of

My Best Friend’s Wedding, its glam cast reunited for a dripping-in-gold glitzy photo shoot. The romcom royalty showed us why they are Hollywood stars and we are not. Talk about GLOWING. SHADY LADY Nobody throws shade like Anna Wintour. But, much like Samson and his hair, her power lies in her sunglasses. Without them, she isn’t so scary after all. In fact, this guy’s just sidled up to her for a skin-on-skin smooch. BUY! BUY! BUY!

NEW MUM HORMONES

Christine Lampard returned to Loose Women last week after the birth of daughter Patricia. She teared up at the memory of the moment she “became a mummy” – or perhaps it was a lack of sleep.

LUNG CAPACITY

She’s never been known for dressing for comfort, but Kim Kardashian took her health and safety in her hands last week, when she vacuum-packaged herself into a skin-tight snakeskin dress for an appearance on Jimmy

Fallon. Either that or a python ate her.

ROYAL REUNIONS

Prince Charles is probably still reeling from his intimate encounter with Geri Horner in 1997, when she famously kissed the unsuspecting Prince… or not. He seemed pretty pleased to reunite with the Spice Girl last week. KEBABS AND KISSES We’re shocked this pair didn’t go the distance. They looked so loved-up in that kebab shop that one time. Sadly, Jesy Nelson’s dumped Chris Hughes, worried he was milking their romance for publicity. Surely not.

ADULT SCOOTER SALES

After seeing how much fun the Britain’s

Got Talent judges had zooming to auditions for the show on these super-cool electric adult scooters, we’re putting in a bulk order for heat towers.

FASHION BELTER

Jodie Marsh changed fashion forever in 2004, when she rocked up to an FHM party wearing that boob belt. The former glamour model’s now listing the iconic look on Depop for £2,000. Bargain.