The STAR Exchange
Whose stock is rising and falling in the celebrity market this week?
SAFE BET SUPPORTIVE BOYFRIENDS
Joe Jonas showed just how seriously he takes Sophie Turner’s career – by dressing up as her Game Of Thrones character Sansa Stark to celebrate the new series. And he really pulled the look off.
BUY! BUY! BUY! DOUBLE ACTS
While it may be ages away, we’re very excited to see Rylan Clark-neal team up with Zoë Ball as new co-hosts Strictly: It Takes Two. Move over, Tess and Claud, there’s a new dream duo in town.
POOR PERFORMANCE UNEVENTFUL HOLIDAYS
Only Billie Faiers and Greg Shepherd could fly from Dubai to London for 24 hours in the middle of a family holiday. The newlyweds made the trip to celebrate Greg’s mum Linda’s wedding. Jet lag, much?
STOCK FALLING SUNDAY BLUES
We spent our Sunday doing a puzzle in our PJS, but Rupaul spent his Sunday night in the company of actual superwomen Michelle Obama and Adele. We know where we’d rather have been.
WORTH AN INVESTMENT TWITTER COMEBACKS
After being compared to a topless Newcastle footie supporter, Anne Hegarty gave the ultimate comeback, saying, “I would just like to confirm this isn’t me… My tits are bigger than that.”
STOCK RISING A-LIST REVELATIONS
Watch out, Bruce Willis and Ashton Kutcher – Demi Moore is releasing an autobiography this September, which promises to shock and move readers with her confessions.
GOING DOWN EATING FOR TWO
Six months after giving birth to daughter Rani, Kate Hudson showed off the efforts of her Weight Watchers – plus the occasional vodka martini – diet in an Instagram snap where we could spy actual abs. Hats off to you, Kate.
SELL! SELL! SELL! BEING YOURSELF
“Madame X is a secret agent,” Madonna tells us, alongside a bunch of other jobs she apparently has. We thought it was just her new album, but turns out we now need to get ourselves an alter-ego to keep up these days.