The STAR Exchange
Whose stock is rising and falling in the celebrity market this week?
SAFE BET REKINDLED ROMANCES
For what seems like the 100th time, Gigi Hadid has got back with former boyfriend Zayn Malik. Over a year since they last broke up, they’ve been pictured looking very loved-up. Maybe this time it will last…
WORTH AN INVESTMENT CAPTAIN BARLOW
Never have we wanted to go on a cruise more than after learning that Gary Barlow is working with P&O Cruises as a musical brand director. He’ll even be performing on their new ship Iona when it launches this summer.
GOOD PERFORMANCE CINDY’S NERVES
She’s been a ball of stress ever since daughter Kaia Gerber, 18, starting dating notorious womaniser Pete Davidson, 26. But Cindy Crawford can breathe one massive sigh of relief, following the news that the couple have split.
STOCK FALLING JOBS FOR LIFE
She was largely responsible for filling the Mel and Sue-shaped void in our hearts on The Great British Bake Off. But sadly, Sandi Toksvig’s now announced she’s quitting the show to focus on other work, leaving us devastated.
STOCK RISING STEP FAMILIES
Kate and Rio Ferdinand are to star in a new BBC documentary about their life as a family, after Kate became stepmum to his three young children following the death of his wife Rebecca in 2015. Nice.
BUY! BUY! BUY! HOT DATES
Unexpected matchmakers Matthew Mcconaughey and Hugh Grant have set up their respective mum and dad on a blind date. “His father’s 91, my mother’s 88. They’re going out,” Matthew revealed, while Hugh added, “It’s gonna be red hot.”
GOING DOWN INSTA-PERFECT LIVES
Our full respect goes to Amy Schumer, who hasn’t shied away from showing her fans every step of the painful IVF journey she’s been on – culminating last week in her “egg retrieval” operation. We’re rooting for you, Amy!
SELL! SELL! SELL! BASIC SCENTS
Gwyneth Paltrow often has her head up her bum when it comes to wellness, but now she’s gone up her front bottom, selling a £58 candle called This Smells Like My Vagina on her Goop website.