Heatoscopes
The all-seeing Jan Jacques tells you what the stars have in store this week
20 Mar-19 Apr
You may need to toughen up in the face of petty criticism at work right now. Blame too many retrograde planets, but don’t waste your precious time feeling hurt. In love, Venus’ blissful aspect spells a comfortable and content week. Lucky you. LUCKY SONG: Shake It Off by Taylor Swift
TAURUS 20 Apr-20 May
Your allergy to virtue signallers is perfectly healthy. But prepare to work harder to endure pious people this week. Your sense of humour should rescue you, so make sure you indulge it. Money-wise, a sweet Venus aspect suggests a stroke of fortune. LUCKY INSTINCT: A giant eye roll
GEMINI 21 May-20 Jun
If love feels like a tug of war this week, take heart. Retrograde Jupiter may stir up opposing views, but really only briefly if you both try to meet halfway. Health-wise, a midweek energy boost should see you glowing. You must be doing something right. LUCKY AIM: Bridging the gap
CANCER 21 Jun-22 Jul
Against the odds (and last month’s solar eclipse), you may feel quietly cash-confident. Add a little luck and things may further improve. Health-wise, cutting down on caffeine is helpful this week. LUCKY SONG: Money Money Money by Abba
23 Jul-23 Aug
While others are hot and bothered, you keep a cool head. There are plenty of retrograde planets, but they don’t touch you, so seize the day and push on with a plan or project ahead of time. Meanwhile, a pal may receive happy news. LUCKY GLASS: Half full
VIRGO 24 Aug-22 Sep
You can’t remember every tiny detail, no one can. So, don’t put yourself under pressure and definitely do not take the blame for a little hitch. Work-wise, a lovely Venus aspect favours writers, teachers and those in PR right now. LUCKY MINDSET: Calm realism
LIBRA 23 Sep-22 Oct
Everyone wants a piece of you (in a nice way). But must you struggle with work/home/ needy pal demands? Politely but firmly decline undue requests, starting today. Elsewhere, a Mars aspect says don’t fear an impending change in love. LUCKY WORD: No
SCORPIO 23 Oct-21 Nov
You’re right to feel more positive. Higher-than-average retrograde planets can’t hold you back and that upbeat attitude puts you in demand. But don’t hit the town with a vengeance quite yet – you don’t want to burn out. LUCKY AURA: Yellow
SAGITTARIUS 22 Nov- 21 Dec
A stable relationship goes hand in hand with good health for you. A speedy Mercury aspect should help, but don’t risk this blissful balance by overthinking it. Meanwhile, singletons are attracted to potential lovers they can learn from. LUCKY PHRASE: Vim and vigour
CAPRICORN 22 Dec-19 Jan
That elusive spend/save balance isn’t a worry right now, thanks to your money planet Saturn’s healthy aspect. It’s no skin off your nose to avoid splurging. Elsewhere, don’t waste time on a professional victim who really doesn’t want help. LUCKY THINKING: Balanced
AQUARIUS 20 Jan-18 Feb
A flash of insight when you least expect it is a hangover from the last eclipse. Your light-bulb moment may be personal rather than work. Speaking of which, changes in your business or industry should not make you anxious. LUCKY ASSET: Heightened focus
PISCES 19 Feb-19 Mar
You deserve every single penny you earn this week. A Mars aspect spells firmer finances through tireless work. The good news is that your slog is noted and next week is easier. Health-wise, listen to a pal’s wise (if dull) advice. LUCKY VIBE: Appreciative