The STAR Exchange
Whose stock is rising and falling in the celebrity market this week?
SAFE BET SMALL DICK ENERGY
Big up being little. Lewis Capaldi had fans howling last week, after revealing he wouldn’t be joining Onlyfans because he has a “wee cock”. Anyone else think he’s double-bluffing?
WORTH AN INVESTMENT ANOTHER DESTINY’S CHILD
Kelly Rowland has announced she’s expecting her second child – she’s already mum to five-year-old Titan – with husband Tim Weatherspoon. Can’t wait to see what push present Queen Bey sends.
POOR PERFORMANCE LASTING FRIENDSHIPS
After parting ways with Simon Cowell’s record label Syco in 2018, Little Mix seem to have made a subtle dig at their time with the music mogul in their new song Confetti. The lyrics include the line, “I don’t do what Simon says…”
STOCK FALLING BOOK VOUCHERS
Whatever happened to simple birthday presents? For her 28th birthday last week, Cardi B was gifted a five-tier cake, plus a box of vibrators and other sex toys, with the message, “With WAP and love.” That’ll be one hell of
a tea party.
BUY! BUY! BUY! NAKED AMBITION
Celebs including Naomi Campbell, Amy Schumer, Mark Ruffalo and Sarah Silverman, have taken drastic measures to encourage people to vote – by posting videos of themselves in the buff while relaying the message. OK, you have our attention.
STOCK RISING LITTLE PRINCESSES
Abbey Clancy’s daughters Sophia and Liberty have taken fancy dress to a new level – they walked the runway dressed as Anna and Elsa from Frozen as part of Disney’s inaugural Frozen Fashion Week. Ice work, girls.
GOING DOWN MATERNITY LEAVE
Just six weeks after giving birth to her baby daughter Daisy, Katy Perry has returned to work as a judge on American Idol. In true Katy fashion, she arrived in a fabulous head-to-toe cow-print ensemble, looking a-moo-zing.
SELL! SELL! SELL! LITERARY PRIZES
Mills & Boon have welcomed an unlikely author to their roster in the form of Georgia “Toff” Toffolo. The reality star has already penned her first of four books for the romantic publishers, entitled Meet Me In London.