The STAR Exchange
Whose stock is rising and falling in the celebrity market this week?
SAFE BET STAR COMEBACKS
We’ve had the occasional glimpse of her, but Adele stepped fully back into the limelight after presenting Saturday Night Live in the US – although we were slightly sad to hear the demise of her London accent.
BUY! BUY! BUY! SELF-LOVE
She may be a happy newlywed, but Lily Allen is out and proud about enjoying masturbation. Now, she wants all women to have “life-changing” orgasms with the launch of her very own sex toy, called The Liberty.
GOOD PERFORMANCE THROWBACKS
We love an epic throwback, and couldn’t get enough of this one Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson posted of him aged 11, wearing his dad’s wrestling gear. “Only thing I forgot to wear was my training bra,” he quipped.
STOCK FALLING WAG LIFE
Alexandra Burke is back on the market after splitting with her Rotherham United boyfriend of 15 months, Angus Macdonald. Thankfully, like most celeb break-ups, they “remain good friends”.
STOCK RISING ACTING DYNASTIES
There have been father/son acting duos over the years, but surely this is the fam dream team: Peter and Junior Andre. The pair have begun filming gangster movie On The Other Foot, which will mark 15-year-old Junior’s acting debut.
WORTH AN INVESTMENT SUPPORTIVE MUMS
After posting a picture of son Ace wearing (shock, horror) a pink top, Emma Willis went on TV to say, “He’s just my son in a pink top. For me, that’s normality. He loves colour, he’s always had long hair, he’s a free and open-minded boy.”
GOING DOWN LUXURY SURROUNDINGS
This year’s I’m A Celeb contestants will face even tougher conditions than usual. The first pictures of the derelict Welsh castle show they’ll be dealing with gruesome task areas and outside toilets.
SELL! SELL! SELL! STAYING SINGLE
After splitting from her husband, US Vogue editor Anna Wintour hasn’t stayed single long. She’s been linked to Love Actually legend Bill Nighy, who has managed the impossible – getting her to smile.