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They talk. We listen (sometimes)

“LOOKING AT THE MOON, REMEMBERING WE’RE LITTLE ANTS, CHAOTICALLY DASHING ABOUT ON A BALL FLOATING IN SPACE” Way to make us feel even more insignificant, FEARNE COTTON

“I FELL ASLEEP WITH MY BLOODY MAKE-UP ON AND IT’S ALL OVER MY F**KING PILLOW” DAISY MAY COOPER is us every morning post-12 April

“WHAT ARE HARRY STYLES FANS CALLED? BECAUSE I WANT TO CALL MYSELF ONE” They’re called “humans”, ASHLEY GRAHAM

“I AM HAVING FUN CREATING MOOD BOARDS. I CAN’T HELP IT!” MOLLIE KING, Bridezilla pending

“I JUST WANT TO HAVE A COFFEE WITH MY MATES” Us, too, SHEILA HANCOCK. Meet you on a park bench?

“I LOOK YOUNGER THAN MOST PEOPLE. I GOT ID’D BUYING GLUE AT THE SUPERMARKET” Here’s hoping your youthful looks, er, stick, VICK HOPE

“ANYONE ELSE’S BRA HOLD MORE THAN JUST THEIR NORKS? MINE’S NOW HOME TO LEAKED MILK, BREAST PADS AND VARIOUS FOOD CRUMBS” Don’t worry, KATE LAWLER. We’re not even breastfeeding and we still find crumbs in ours