WHO’S NFI?

THE CLOONEYS ARE A DEFINITE – BUT WE RECKON THIS LOT WON’T MAKE THE CUT

PRINCE WILLIAM & KATE MIDDLETON

It’s safe to say things have been fractious between the princes ever since Oprah aired, not least because Meghan spoke of simmering tensions between her and Kate. Don’t get your hopes up, chaps.

THOMAS MARKLE

He may have been invited to her wedding, but we reckon Meghan’s estranged father won’t be receiving the same courtesy this time around. Don’t worry, he’ll no doubt have something to say about it.

PIERS MORGAN

Since resigning from Good Morning Britain, Piers has some extra time to socialise. Unfortunately, he resigned after accusing Meghan of lying in her interview – so, we’re pretty sure he’s their ultimate persona non grata.