Quote UNQUOTE

They talk. We listen (sometimes)

“DAY FOUR OF 14: PERSISTENCE. COMMITMENT. DEDICATION. ENNUI” NEIL PATRICK HARRIS is quarantining pretentiously

“ME SLIDING DOWN A CGI POLE ISN’T WHAT’S DESTROYING SOCIETY” An entirely valid point, LIL NAS X

“IT’S A NUTELLA ON A SPOON KIND OF DAY” We’ll meet you at the fridge, CHARLOTTE CROSBY

“NOT EVERYTHING IS BLACK AND WHITE. LIFE IS FULL OF GREY” We just knew that PETE WICKS was a Fifty

Shades kind of guy

“THERE’S A MILLION FISH IN THE SEA, BUT I AM A MERMAID” Well, you do like making a splash, PARIS HILTON

“THE FIRST TIME DIANA ROSS APPEARED ON THE OPRAH WINFREY SHOW, I SAT IN MY TUB THE NIGHT BEFORE AND SOBBED INTO A TOWEL IN JOYFUL ANTICIPATION” But did you sob with joy before the Meghan chat, OPRAH?

“WHY DOES EVERYBODY LOOK THE SAME NOWADAYS? LET’S BE UNIQUE AND TRUE TO OURSELVES” Try telling that to Hollywood’s plastic surgeons, ASHLEY BENSON