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Dog: ‘Get in loser, we’re going shopping’

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WHERE? A grocery store parking lot. WHAT? When you’ve been homeschool­ed your whole life, starting afresh and trying to fit in with the cool girls can be tough. High school is a real dog-eat-dog place. So when the head bitch in charge invited Courteney Cox to go shopping with her, she couldn’t say no. Oh wait, that’s the plot of Mean Girls, our apologies. SO? Now stop trying to make fetch happen.

 ??  ?? Dog: “And if you start sniffing any strangers’ bums, so help me…”
Dog: “And if you start sniffing any strangers’ bums, so help me…”

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