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They talk. We listen (sometimes)

“WE’RE GOING TO GO FOR A NICE WALK AND MAYBE GET A TATTOO OR SOMETHING. AFTER THAT, OFF TO GET OUR TEETH WHITENED AND THEN FOR A SPRAY TAN… PERFECT DAY!”

JAKE QUICKENDEN has quite the afternoon planned for him and two-month-old Leo

“I’VE ACHIEVED A LOT OF THINGS I’M PROUD OF… SUNDAY TIMES BESTSELLER, INTERVIEWED SOME OF MY BIGGEST ICONS, MADE A BABY… BUT I CAN ALSO FIT MY FIST IN MY MOUTH”

OK, stop showing off now, LAURA WHITMORE

“TO BE HONEST, I JUST WANT TO BE HORSE RIDING ALONG THE BEACH”

EYAL BOOKER really lives his life like he’s on the front cover of a Danielle Steel novel, doesn’t he?

“I HAD SEX WITH MY GIRLFRIEND, BUT IT WAS SO FANTASTIC THAT WE JUST BOTH PASSED OUT AND THEN CAME BACK AROUND LIKE 25 MINUTES LATER”

We’re sure Jade Thirlwall will be pleased you’ve told us, JORDAN STEPHENS

“TAKING OFF A FOOT DETOX PAD. LIKE, WTF IS THIS SHIT??!”

Oh, we remember that trauma, JODIE MARSH. Never again

“YOU DON’T HAVE TO SEE MY FACE, WHICH I HEARD IS A LOT OF PEOPLE’S PROBLEM WITH ME”

So, that’s why PETE DAVIDSON’S new comedy is only on Audible

“I’M HAVING SO MUCH FUN IN THE BATHROOM TONIGHT BECAUSE I’M ON MY OWN IN HERE”

NADIA SAWALHA’S discovered there are only so many places you can hide from your family during lockdown